Junkyard Symphony       

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    Promo Videos Fan Videos Junkyard Symphony CD Song Info Junkyard Symphony's Children's Book

Baby if You Smoke

Lyrics and Music by Jonny Olsen

Pull out your pack take a stack from the rack
Smoke out big wack till you cough and you hack
Then your gums turn black and your teeth get plack
Then you fall in your sack and get sick and then you yack
Well you go insane if it planes to your brain
Everything you eat just tastes all the same
'Cause it ain't no game like running in the rain
When you smoke too much you get nothing but pain
'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff
Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough
You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap
Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that
Like that

Chorus
That's where it's at
When you smoke it like that
Baby if you smoke, you will choke
It's no joke, so take a toke, you will croak

Now smoke a big log like a really big hog
Make a lot of fog as you blow it out your nog
Your arteries clog when you trog at a jog
The frog in the bog puts a hole in your cog
Your lungs were pink but now they're on the brink
Of sounding like a sink with a really bad clink
But it's not all that just like you would think
You walk all around with a really nice stink
'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff
Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough
You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap
Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that
Like that

Chorus
That's where it's at
When you smoke it like that
Baby if you smoke, you will choke
It's no joke, so take a toke, you will croak

You look really cool when you weeze and you drool
And you don't give a jewel if you feel like a fool
And you stand on your stool and you think that you rule
Over a pool of mules and really dumb fools
But you feel a big thrill when you sit really still
On the top of your hill as you smoke a big bill
But it takes a lot of will to smoke not a nill
'Cause if you don't really know cigarettes can kill
'Cause you can't get enough of all that stuff
Smoke a but everyday it will make you really tough
You grab it in your hands and you shove it in your trap
Don't worry about your health just smoke it like that
Like that

Chorus
That's where it's at
When you smoke it like that
Baby if you smoke, you will choke
It's no joke, so take a toke, you will croak


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